then i come up to carlisle and in the space of 3 weeks my grandma dies suddenly, i see somebody being given the kiss of life outside BHS but was blates already dead, then i drive past a car accident that had only just happened and the ambulance had just turned up and see a dead bloody (i actually mean blood) body at the side of the road. then i'm cleaning the bar as it hadn't been properly cleaned in TIME, and touch something i think is a mouldy black tissue only to realise it's a dead pigeon's head, behind the fucking bar!!! anyway they still aint got pest control/ someone in to remove the body, as its wedged between 2 bits of wood and you can't get to it. sick eh?
i had to keep my finger in a cup of disinfectant for 5 mins afterwards to make myself feel better. hope u like the pic by the way... :)
THEN! this girl that works at the bar came across a passed-out man in a park today, and had to call an ambulance!
WTF is going on????!!!
oh, and also, on a lighter note, why the hell is that guy from grease 2 (michelle pfeiffer's cool rider guy) in bloody emmerdale???!!!!!! scraping le bottom of le barrel methinks???!!!!!
can i also have some updates on you lot??!!! theres gotta be some goss! if ive got goss then you must have!
oh, also, our boss got sacked from the bar for taking the piss out of the stock. he'd just have pint after pint and not pay for it/ put it down in wastage. and also he does coke, so i think the directors found out and got rid. anyway, my point is, in his place for a few weeks til they find a new manager, is this guy called matt from a bar in newcastle. he's a bit of alright if ya get wot i mean! ill keep yeee updated with any drunken flirting/ face raping. hope he's single.
LOVE xx
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