Sunday, 18 January 2009

schoolboy errors

im getting ready for work so this gotta be a quickie, and am gonna do a response to your post eman, as it is truly one to tell the grandchildren!

just thought id share with you 2 things i did yesterday that are typical me...

i put garlic butter on toast by accident, but still ate it. it was actually quite nice.

i was clearing a table and picked up an empty WKD bottle. it had had all its labels peeled off by whoever was drinking it. i told the guy sat at the table that whoever was drinking it is sexually frustrated, coz if you peel it off, 'they' (whoever 'they' are) say it means you are. he then told me that it was his girlfriend's drink, who had just popped to the loos.
OH THE SHAME!!!! i laughed and walked off. what a douchebag i am!!!!

hope you're all having a nice weekend, i know patrice is!!!!!!!!

heads up to zack, theo, kofi, joby and ben.... wheres the love on this blog???!!!!!! MEN!

tarik you are.... well.... words fail me. but they're all good words!

xxx

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